GRACE GARDINER

ABOUT:

Naz is currently standing behind me with a gun to my head making me write a bio for the Monster Children contributor page. I’m very grateful to be considered a contributor since all I have done is make playlists and send pitches like “please let my friend and I go to the Westminster Dog Show and ask dogs what their favorite midwest emo bands are.” I’ve been reading Monster Children and listening to their playlists since I was 18 years old and even though I sound very annoyed I am actually over the moon to be working with them. 

I have a list of things about myself that I tell people at castings to make them think I am interesting and not “just a model” but since I am trying to lie less I will not try to convince you that I have a vegetable garden on my roof or volunteer at an animal shelter or that I am not “just a model”. Instead I asked my friend and occasional employer who I think knows me pretty well if she could think of any good talking points for this bio. She is luckily not trying to lie less. 

  • My deep voice doesn’t match who you think I am. 

  • Gritty witty and a good time. 

  • I don’t care if you see my boobs. 

  • I can cross country ski. 

  • My dad owns the gun Ernest Hemingway killed himself with. 

  • I can eradicate head lice. 

  • I have a Picasso in my bathroom, next to my toilet. 

  • I love Tennessee. 

  • My second toe is not longer than my first.

  • I can drink 3 vodka martinis back to back without puking or blacking out. 

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