Skaters On Surfers: Thoughts On Dion’s Former Sponsor Me Tape

Tony K Jan 30, 2025 Tony K Jan 30, 2025

Skaters On Surfers: Thoughts On Dion’s Former Sponsor Me Tape

Dion did a backflip and then had metaphorical sex with our writer.

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6 Steps To Not Stress Over The US Election

Tony K Nov 05, 2024 Tony K Nov 05, 2024

6 Steps To Not Stress Over The US Election

Relax, it’ll be okay.

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6 Last-Minute Halloween Costumes For The Lazy Skateboarder

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6 Last-Minute Halloween Costumes For The Lazy Skateboarder

A curb! Elijah Berle! The ghost of 2016!

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Five Takeaways From Cons’ New Video, ‘Evergreen’

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Five Takeaways From Cons’ New Video, ‘Evergreen’

Cons didn’t pay us to write this.

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What Your Deck Says About You

Tony K Sep 17, 2024 Tony K Sep 17, 2024

What Your Deck Says About You

A little bit of shit talking from our least favorite contributor.

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QuickGlance: Five Initial Takeaways From The New Nike SB Video, QuickStrike

Tony K Aug 13, 2024 Tony K Aug 13, 2024

QuickGlance: Five Initial Takeaways From The New Nike SB Video, QuickStrike

This article was not paid for by Nike SB, but we wish it was.

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Twenty Years Of Hot Chocolate (Whatever It Is)

Tony K Jul 17, 2024 Tony K Jul 17, 2024

Twenty Years Of Hot Chocolate (Whatever It Is)

Our least favorite contributor wrote this and we can’t tell if he loves the video or hates it.

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