These People Do Not Exist

This is spooky and I don’t like it.

www.thispersondoesnotexist.com creates a portrait of a new nonexistent human for you every time you refresh the page. What do I mean? I mean these people are just images created by a computer. How? It’s using a type of A.I. called StyleGan architecture, and feel free to try and decipher what the motherfucker is saying in this explanatory video. Why does this technology exist? Who knows, but it can’t be good, can it? I showed this to my buddy today and he said, ‘Yeah, so what? Anyone can do that in photoshop.’ Yeah, Paul, they can, BUT NOT IN THE TIME IT TAKES TO REFRESH A PAGE! Look at these people, man—they’re not real! How creepy is that? And I guess the internet and social media are now going to be populated by these pretend people. What’s going on? Look at this guy!

Sure, his homies from Chernobyl have seen better days, but he just looks like a regular, real-ass dude named Patrick or Cameron or something. And hows this kid!

Again, he’s hanging out with someone who looks like they’ve been using a microwave for a pillow, but look how normal he is. He’s not real! Weird. For the most part, the images are totally convincing, the only giveaway (besides the occasional half-cropped mutant) is the hair (which is almost always very shit) and sometimes they’re wearing really weird hats. Also, there are almost zero Black people. You might want to sort that out, weirdos who make this stuff. Take a look at www.thispersondoesnotexist.com for yourself. They also do fake horses, cats that never were, dogs, art (what?) and chemicals. Non-existent chemicals. Bloody nerds. Here’s some more cooked boyz.