New Stuff: Monster Children Chain Tote

You know what’s better than being kicked in the balls by a mountain goat? If you answered, ‘Most things,’ you are right. But if you said, ‘Having a Monster Children Tote bag of my very own,’ you’re even more right!

Why transport your possessions in a hollowed-out watermelon when you can put them all in this Monster Children Chain tote bag? Unlike your rancid, gnat-clouded watermelon basket, the Monster Children Chain tote bag is made from heavyweight, 320 GSM 100% cotton canvas and has reinforced shoulder straps, and each Monster Children Chain tote bag features a big gaping cloth hole where you can safely insert your things. And if your Monster Children Chain tote bag does not come with a big gaping cloth hole where you can safely insert your things, we’ll give you your money back—that’s the Monster Children guarantee!

You can hang the Monster Children Chain tote bag off your shoulder, or you can just hold it with your hand while skipping to the markets to buy more bananas for your cousin in the hospital. Failing that, you can get a big black dog up you. That’s an option. One size: 42cm x 42cm. Two colours: army green and cream, black and white. BUY ONE NOW!