Monster Children @ Mohawk, Inside And Out

Our asses are spreading across Texas’ capitol city like the plague across medieval Europe’s peasantry, and you’re invited.

One night, two stages, indoor and outdoor, twelve bands, one me, and one you. On Wednesday, March 12th, all of the above will unite at Mohawk for the Monster Children SXSW Showcase to form one gigantic orgasmic musical beer explosion all over Austin, and you have our friends at Fat Tire to thank. It will be a night that you will never forget. You will feel it in your bones for years to come. You will tell your grandkids about it.

On a night in 2072, you, infirm and on your death bed surrounded by those generations of your blood whom you’ve created and who love you most dearly, you will gaze up at the stars and think to yourself, ‘my God, to think that these stars… these are the same stars that hung above me at the Monster Children SXSW Showcase 2025… that these stars could weep… that the sky might tell tales of that night… it never got better than that night…’ and in silence, you will pass. Happy; contented; the memory of Catcher, Sunflower Bean, Delivery, Radio Free Alice, Heal, Gurriers, Pacific Avenue, Dune Rats, Surely Shirley, Cold Wave, Venus Grrrls, and Black Polish furnishing your dying mind’s eye.

See you there.