Listen: A Monster Children Valentine’s Day 2025

I have loved love since I was a kid.

Romance has been something of a dominating force since I first laid eyes on Michelle Pachecko from across the room, coloring the leaves a perfect green in the third grade. I heard through the grapevine that she held hands with Darius at recess and I never recovered. However, that doesn’t detract from the sentiment, nor does it lessen the intensity with which I and everyone at this terribly forlorn publication adores any opportunity to romanticize anything. So with that, a playlist for the lonely or the loving, about love and romance, whether it be a person, a place, a time, a pet, or anything at all. It’s a playlist about romance and devotion, whether you fuck someone today or not.

Enjoy.