Alex Olson: Ten Things I Hate (Hint: it’s Us)
this hatred originally appered in issue #31, 2012.
Why we didn’t think of Alex Olson for this department before is beyond us.
Here Alex takes to this issue’s Ten Things I Hate department with the grace and ease of a ninety seven year old with prostate cancer, a dicky heart and a cane for hittin’ the young rascals that walk by his carnation bed.
I hate that Monster Children is asking me to do this.
I hated seeing the examples of other people that did this.
I hate myself and other people.
Traveling on skate trips I really fucking hate.
I hate doing something over again.
Filming and hate go hand in hand.
I hate the fact that there’s a top ten things to hate article in this magazine. Way to make this place better, assholes!
I really hate the heat.
I hate the Berrics.
I hate smoking.