BOOK CLUB! East of Eden.
Posted By Jason – 31.10.2012
Welcome to Book Club. It’s a club about books, and no one else gets to touch the microphone but me, so sit down.
I just read Steinbeck’s East of Eden. It was rad, and I wish I hadn’t waited so long to pick it up. I held off on this book for a really long time for two reasons: firstly I already saw the film adaptation by Elia Kazan, and secondly this sucker is thicker than whipped shit, and I don’t like thick books. What if it’s a really sad story? I don’t want to be stuck in that forever. Give me 300 pages and leave me alone. I also don’t like reading books in a series. I got sucked into that Interview with the Vampire baloney when I was a teen and went on for months. Total baloney, and I will not stand for baloney, motherfucker, I just wont. Anyway, one of my buddies was like, ‘Dude, it’s different to the movie. Just read it.’ And I was all, ‘Really?’ And he’s like, ‘Yes, dude.’ So I’m all, ‘Ok, penis-wart, I’ll give it a crack.’
And I’m glad I did give it a crack–it’s a really amazing story. I don’t want to give too much away but it’s about these people who do some stuff and then some other shit happens. There’s also this Chinese guy and a couple of horses…I’ve said too much; you need to read it for yourself.
Speaking of The Smiths, I’m well back into them. Is there a party in Sydney where the DJ only plays The Smiths and Morrissey and everyone gets drunk and dances their asses off? There should be. There’s a club in NYC that does that, and it’s the best time ever. Speaking of The Big Apple, how’s that hurricane? What a drag. I feel guilty for sending all those ‘I’m on the beach. Suck a dick’ emails to my buddies out there now. I haven’t heard from my roommate in days; hope he’s not dead and bloated floating down Broadway.
Speaking of Liza Minnelli, I saw her once and she smiled at me. True. I’m on the beach. Suck a dick.
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